Was recently interviewed by a friend for a college assignment. Here’s a bit from that interview.
What kind of people bodysurf?
People who are rad bodysurf. Bodysurfers are creative and down to earth people. In my travels thus far, I have never met a d***head bodysurfer. And if I ever do meet this b*******, I will make sure to shred past that k********* so hard that my wake washes him back to whatever valley he emerged.
Qualities of a bodysurfer?
-smells like fresh sea salt and rich mahogany
-smiling whenever wet
-vague speedo tan
-good “list maker”
-constant swim fin blisters on both feet
-known for leaving piles of sand in showers
-reads tumblr blogs
RIDE OR DIE